>When the first Sex and the City film came out, I was in the second year of my degree at UCC. I was young(er), I was dumb, I was broke. So broke, in fact, that I could not afford to go see the film all the way through it’s months-long run. Hopped up on pilfered vokda and orange in the college bar, I would pump female friends for costume information. They would smile enigmatically like a crowd of Topshop-clad sphinxes. “you’ll see’ they would smirk, which was code for “if you don’t shut up about this film very soon you’ll be wearing your drink instead of sipping it”.
Now, a few years on, I am old(er), relatively wiser and no less broke. With a second film on the horizon, (I’m going to break into a real Carrie-ism here) I couldn’t help but wonder what would happen to the girls when the big R set in. That’s R for Recession, not for Rodarte.
I had always thought that the laissez-faire attitude to spending money in the show was cool. When Carrie explained that while penniless, she would buy Vogue instead of food because it fed her more, it lent her the romantic nous of James Dean. There was something suicidally cavalier about dropping over forty grand on shoes alone. I too wanted to be sartorially nourished. The whippet thin body of La Bradshaw would also be a welcome side-effect.
Like many but definitely not all women, I would sometimes ask ‘What would Carrie do?’ as if she was some kind of mid-level deity like Ganesh or Oprah. It took watching the first film to realise that Carrie Bradshaw is a female role model ranking alongside Imelda Marcos in terms of both shoe ownership and rampant self-obsession.
From time to time I will buy magazines instead of food. I currently have four euros to my name. I also have two huge wardrobes bursting with nice clothes. Now that I think about it, the only thing I learned from Sex and the City (apart from ‘Men are crap’) was the relative merit of a life of fiscal irresponsibility. I became a Carrie clone faster than a trolley dash with Usain Bolt. So take it from someone who knows – next time you wonder what Carrie would have done, go do the complete opposite, Your life will be all the richer.